Today we had to go get screened to determine we aren't a medical liability to the Army and that they can provide the care we need while we're overseas. The man explained to us that the Army doesn't want to spend money sending us overseas just to have to pay for us to come back if we have a condition that cannot be accommodated.
It took a LOT of self control for me not to say "Oh, like a massive mental or emotional breakdown? CAN YOU ACCOMMODATE THAT, ARMY?!"
But I stayed quiet and signed a lot of paper instead. Fooled them.